The Problem With Diapers

The Patelco Diaperbot 8000™ is a marvel of modern innovation! Say goodbye to juggling a squirming baby and a stinky diaper filled with poop!

The Patelco ProductDevs watched the ad on the screen - a crying baby entered the machine on a conveyor belt as the doting parents looked on, and came out the other end clean, powdered and laughing.

The Patelco Diaperbot 8000™ can now be found at over a million Patelco MallCentres, RecCentres and HealthCentres worldwide. Visit your nearest Patelco LifeCentre today!

"Should we tell them it was easier to send the baby through an interdimensional portal than to make a robotic arm change a diaper safely?" 

"You want to tell people we send their babies to the Twilight Zone?”  The room was silent. “I didn’t think so.  Look, the thing that comes back through the portal… the baby… whatever - it looks the same and, more importantly, has zero shit on its ass. Somehow, that damn machine works.”

They turned back to the screen.

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