Smile For Social Media

A rising social media influencer for men aged 18-29, nearly 56000 subs, and here he was scrubbing his damn car himself. Famous ain’t rich, heyo.

Circular motion always. Buff the wax in. Car’s gotta look good.

The lights flickered.  A smiling man at the far end of the carpark. Neighbour? Or a fan, maybe? Ha, he wished. The super needs to put more lights in this basement.

Whatever. Round and round. Buff buff buff.

Flicker. 

He’s still smiling. Weird gait. 

Like really damn weird.  Goose step up.  Long - very long - step forward. Head tilt, smile.  What's wrong with him?

Step. Tilt. Smile. Step. Tilt. Smile

And what the shit is that smile? Oh fuck he's looking at me. Get in the car get in get in.

Step Tilt Smile Step Tilt Smile

Nonononono fuck the car the exit’s right here it's right here go go go

Step Tilt Smile

FUCK who locked the fucking exit the car get to the

ohfuckohfuckno

Smile.